🏚️ HEATING IS EXPENSIVE

A VERY STOIC
PUMPMAS

Edward is waiting. The wallpaper is peeling. The coffee is cold. But the chart... the chart is finally warming up.

DONATION ADDRESS (SOL/COAL): COPIED
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EDWARD
Sad Edward
MOOD: STOIC
COFFEE: LUKEWARM
HOPE: ALL IN
❄️ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE BUT THE CHART IS HOT ☕ ONE DAY WE WILL BUY STARBUCKS 🏚️ RENT IS DUE BUT I BOUGHT THE DIP 📺 THE TV IS BROKEN BUT THE VISION IS CLEAR ❄️ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE BUT THE CHART IS HOT ☕ ONE DAY WE WILL BUY STARBUCKS 🏚️ RENT IS DUE BUT I BOUGHT THE DIP 📺 THE TV IS BROKEN BUT THE VISION IS CLEAR
📺

THE BROKEN TV

SYSTEM_BOOT... OK
CHECKING_WALLET... EMPTY
CHECKING_HOPE... FULL

THE SITUATION

Edward lives in apartment 4B. The heater broke in 2023. The cat is the only source of warmth.

He spends his days staring at the snow and checking his portfolio on a dial-up connection.

BUT HE BELIEVES. He knows that one day, a green candle will break the ceiling (literally, the ceiling is leaking).

MONTHLY BUDGET

RENT (LATE)
$EDWARD COINS

RATION SUPPLY

🧦

100 BILLION

Tokens (Warmth)

🥫

NO TAX

We can't afford it

🔥

LP BURNED

In the trash can fire